Thursday, February 24, 2011

My favorite thing I own

My favorite thing I own is my pet dinosour:) Her name is Sheeba. She lives in my basment.She is 5484724187248 feet tall! She is all purple,she has golden blond hair, she has bright red lips and she has a heart shaped birth mark<3 Every day me and Sheeba go on a walk. She likes the go to the water park!

We go to the water park with mckenzie and jasmine ALOT!:) When we go to the water park we always eat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream:) We usually paly in the kiddy section thats where all the fun is:) When we swim in the kiddy section the water is usually yellow I dont know why? But one day we went to go the big kid section we went to the BIGGGGG slide I didnt turn out to well..... But now we are all grown up we are 6054456152476352 and we still go to the kiddy section:) We still dont know why the water is yellow:)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

$1000

One day I was walking home with my best friend (Mckenzie) and we each found $1000! At first we thought it was fake but then we looked at it and saw that is was real! We started jumping like a califoria pickle in a wheelbarel. We didnt know what to do with it at first and then we desited that we were going to combine our money and buy our dream car (a dump truck)! It cost a 1/8 of a penny! So we still had a LITTLE money left.


We started working for the dump truck company. In the whole 1/2 day we worked ( we got fired i dont know why?) we got a fraction of we payed for our car. So then we bought VIP passes for Justin Bieber and Usher!:) After we married them we relised we were out of money. It didnt mader because we had married famouse people:) So all you need it $2000 to have a dream come true:)

Monday, February 21, 2011

my new pet

One day i went to the zoo with my best friend. We looked at all the animals. We  took pictures of all the animals. Then we went to go get ice cream, when we went to go get ice cream we say an Ostrich! We ran over to it like a California pickle in a wheelbarrow:) The ostrich was pink and had lime green feet with a yellow  tall. It had a bright red blacket.  His name was Shelly:)


When we saw the ostich we knew we had to stell it! When no one was looking we opend the gate and went inside. When we got inside the cage we stoll it. We took it to our mansion. Our  mansion is the garbage can at 6483241875413873548641 ave. When we put them in our mansion about 9864575215 seconds later they died:( We check on them about every 546847414274 hours. We take very good care of our pets:) 575472547852477 years later they noticed that the ostrich was gone! So we went in to our mansion and picked him up and carried him out. For some reason he wouldnt move! He just dangled there. So we fed him 4786432454153241 cans of cat food. He still didnt move. So we gave up 478647357847 years later. He is still there to this very day. 57587527 secones  later he turned into ash:( We still check on him every once in a while:)

Friday, February 4, 2011

last person on earth

I woke up this morning and got out of bed. I was walking to earth and realized that I was the last person on earth. First I went to France. I went and seen the Eiffel Tower. Next I went to Europe. I went to go see the Egyptians. Then I went home. I when shopping when I got back. I got everything in the mall.

After I went to the mall, I went to the Chinese restaurant. Then I went to see if anyone was at my job. I work at the garbage truck stop in the rain forest. Their was no one there. So I went back to back to my house.I woke up the next morning and no one was there so I just went back to sleep.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

15 years later

I am now 27. I am married to a guy named Tanner. I have a pet Ostrich. The ostrichs  name is MaKensie. I have 10000000000.5 kids. Their names are Ricky.

I live in the Rainforest its every dry. I work for the garbadge tuck buissness, I just resently started working there i got fired from my other job witch was the junk yard. My kids are 000000.3 years old and they all work with my husband Tanner. Tanner works with Bob the builder. He has a part time job, its is selling cookies with the cookie monster.I love him very much. He is my 96th husband. I think hes the one:)